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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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