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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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