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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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