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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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