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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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