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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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