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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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