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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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