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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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