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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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