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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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