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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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