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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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