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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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