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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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