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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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