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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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