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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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