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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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