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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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