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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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