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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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