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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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