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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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