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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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