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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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