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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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