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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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