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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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