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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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