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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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