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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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