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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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