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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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