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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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