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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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