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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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