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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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