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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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