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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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