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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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