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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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