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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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