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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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