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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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