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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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