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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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