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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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