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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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