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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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