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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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