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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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