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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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