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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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