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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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