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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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