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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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