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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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