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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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