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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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