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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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