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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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