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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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