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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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