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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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