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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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