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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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