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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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