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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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