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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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