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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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