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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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