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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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