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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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