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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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