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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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