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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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