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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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