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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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