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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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