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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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