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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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