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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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