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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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