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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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