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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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