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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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