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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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