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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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