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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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