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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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