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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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