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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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