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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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