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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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