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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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