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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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