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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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