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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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