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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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