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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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