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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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