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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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