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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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