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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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