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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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