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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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