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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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