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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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