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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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