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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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