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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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