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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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