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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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