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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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