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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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