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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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