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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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