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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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