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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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