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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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