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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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