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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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