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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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