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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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