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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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