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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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