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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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