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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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