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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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