Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?
How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?
Why does the calendar have a good social life?
What do you call an alligator who is a detective?
What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.
What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?
How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?
How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?
What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?
What kind of point is not sharp?
What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?
What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?