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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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