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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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