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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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