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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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