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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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