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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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