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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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