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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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