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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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