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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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