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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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