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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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