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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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