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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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