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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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It escapes me.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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