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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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