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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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