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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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