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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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