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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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