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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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