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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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