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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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