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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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