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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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