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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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