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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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