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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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