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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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