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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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