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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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