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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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