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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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