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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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