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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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