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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

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One hundred per cent.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

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A lexi-con.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

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The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

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Ground meat.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

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Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

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After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

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He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

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It felt releaved.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

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Tooth hurty.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

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They summerize.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

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Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

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He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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