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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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