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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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