Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

714
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

2434
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

2109
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

517
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

534
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

2973
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2993
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

1011
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

3150
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

1118
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

2308
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

1809