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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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