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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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