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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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