Pictures:

How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

784

What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

530

When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

19

What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

2174

What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

514

Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

2594

Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

860

In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

2389

How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

2065

Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

1728

Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

986

If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

2365