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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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