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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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