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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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