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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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