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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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