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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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