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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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