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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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