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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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