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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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