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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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