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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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