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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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