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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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