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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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