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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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