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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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