Why did the shoes cross the road?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
What did the lawyer wear to work?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
What gets wetter the more it dries.